Single Sentence Story.

Security showed up and it was soon discovered he did not have a thick, veiny, massive, huge, big, blood engorged, monstrous wee wee at all, but a thick, veiny, massive, huge, big, not blood engorged, monstrous dildo he used for therapy sessions with women affected by constant exposure to real thick, veiny, massive, huge, big, blood engorged, monstrous wee wees.
 
Of course, the security team's vision plan had a terrible reputation for sending bargain contacts, and after a few splashes of water, they retracted their claim and soon realized that the giant dildo was indeed the young lad's actual phallus and indeed envious of the lad receiving the oral ministrations of his lovely Asian massage therapist.
 
Meanwhile on Gilligan's Island, Ginger and Mary Ann were discovering that the stories of geeks having big dicks was true with Gilligan as well, and were getting a sample as Ginger sucked him, and Maryann was sitting on his face, getting a tongue lashing on her pussy, and the Skipper was in the bushes, the old Captain sailor stroking his meat to Mary Ann's Farm grown tits, and all this time, the Professor was observing and writing this all down for a paper for the University he left when he went on the three hour tour.
 
... Perfect transistion.

"I need to cum off the island" said Ginger.
I supposed you think you're inclined to tell me there's something wrong with it.:fu:
Meanwhile, the Skipper had taken ginger back to the SS MINNOW and began fucking her sill on the poop deck so he could truthfully say he fucked a movie star on his own ship, but just then Gilligan showed up, woozy from porking MaryAnn a 3rd time, and decided to spitroast Ginger with his big buddy.
 
They asked the Howells, who were porking inside their country club, where the isle of gay native island men was, to which Thurston calmly pointed to the island up north, and with that, the ship took off in search of the island and left the castaways with a lifeboat fully fueled.
 
Sometime later at the Brady Bunch House, Mike Brady was secretly schtupping Alice, who's date with Sam had gone south after his moose lodge called for an emergency meeting, and in all this time, Greg and Marcia after remembering they weren't biologically related, had gone up to Greg's Attic room to fuck hard enough to make the rafters shake violently.
 
This is when the cable guy saw Greg undressing in the garage.
Except that Greg would be undressing in his room, in...the attic.:irked:

Meanwhile, Jan and Peter were experimenting in Tiger the dog's old doghouse with some tiny little cigarettes when Jan, after peeling off her panties screamed when she thought she saw Tiger's ghost.